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Yay!! We're back, but with some changes
WE AIM TO OPEN ON SAT 25TH JULY
THE FOLLOWING CHANGES NOW APPLY
TIME FOR A CHANGE:
BOTH OUR VENUES NOW STRICTLY NAKED - 24/7/365
STRICTLY NO CLOTHING OR TOWELS TO BE WORN ALL DAY EVERY DAY
CHANGES TO EVENTS:
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CumUnion - NOW EVERY FRIDAY 9pm-1am - £10
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Every Cumunion is now Naked or Minimal Sexy Gear
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Bears, Pissladz & Obedient CANCELLED for now
ARRIVING:
NOW ONLY 1 ENTRY PRICE - £12
CONTACTLESS CARD PAYMENT ONLY / CORRECT CASH
(CONCESSIONS AND PASSES NO LONGER AVAILABLE)
Between 10am-11am
you must call to book an ARRIVAL SLOT
to avoid bunching/overcrowding
Must be booked by 11pm the night before
You will be asked a few basic health questions
and undergo a contactless temperature check
(Entry refused if temperature too high)
Provide contact number or email for Track & Trace
(Name or Address NOT needed)
SOCIAL DISTANCING / RISK OF SPREAD
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STEAM ROOM CLOSED OFF (by order of local authority)
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Massage Service no longer available
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Tea & Coffee still FREE, but staff-served
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Limits on numbers of people in various rooms/areas
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Currently not serving hot/cold food, only snacks
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No food or drink to be brought in
UPDATED 8pm Thu 19th March
We have been advised on when we may re-open, so....
WE AIM TO OPEN ON 25TH JULY
HOWEVER......
COVID19 remains all around us and will be here for quite a time. So, stringent measures are still in place to protect you, our loyal customers, and our staff. While some of them may seem excessive, the changes are prescribed by the Government and local authority in conjunction with various advisory bodies and scientific advisors, and so our hands are tied.
Failure to adhere to these measures leads to an increase in risk of infection, temporary or permanent closure of the venue, prosecution, imprisonment and possibly DEATH
My staff are putting themselves at risk by working in this environment, and are authorised to deal with anyone, and also to eject anyone who does not comply fully
If we all work together on this, in time it should all go away.
THE FOLLOWING MANDATORY CHANGES NOW APPLY
ALL CUSTOMERS MUST:
Use contactless payment cards or correct cash (we cannot issue change)
Accurately answer COVID health questions
Be subject to a contactless temperature check
Present their mobile numberer email for Track & Trace
Observe & respect new rules
Fully shower immediately on arrival and more often
Sanitise toilet seats, sinks, taps and door handles after use
Changes in line with Social Distancing laws:
2 metre Social Distancing at all times
Perspex screens to designate separation
Cold packeted food and snacks only (no hot or served food)
Tea & Coffee staff-served (no self-serve) but still FREE
Strict limits on number of persons in specified areas as follows:
Front Lobby-1 Reception-2 Lounge-5 Locker Room-2
Dry Sauna-4 Each Shower-1 Spa-4 Cinema-4 Smoking Area-2
Changes to arrival and check-in procedures:
STRICTLY NO FOOD/DRINK TO BE BROUGHT IN FROM OUTSIDE
We no longer store over-sized items on reception
2m Separation to be maintained outside our venue
Take care not to infringe queues for Tesco
Changes to Locker Room & Showers:
Your locker contains 2 towels, 1 condom, 1 lube sachet
Used towels MUST be handed in at reception
2 showers available, with separate entrances
Changes to Party Nights:
CumUnion: Arrival slots via booking system plus reduced capacity
Bears: No Buffet
PissLadz: Cancelled
Changes to reduce viral cross-contamination:
One-Way system throughout the building
Steam Room CLOSED (considered too high risk)
Smoking Area Robes not longer available
Sunbed now staff-operated (no tokens)
Mints no longer available
Condoms & Lube dispenser removed (now in lockers)
Macbook removed